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Gaming is king, it is the greatest thing that I know, there's nothing better in this world. I am Plootonius "Rudy" Brown and I am a profound jenius of the times. I am 18 years old and a force to be reckoned with. My politics are simple. The more creative the political solution, the better it is. And don't go around saying that "Oh if we add zoos, Santa, and hotter female teachers to schools, that will be the most creative solution" No, that isn't creative, it's just adding random stuff. Here is my true creative solution to make schools better. Turn it into a Metaverse. What does making it a metaverse solve? It's obvious what it solves. Why do we even need a real building? And this metaverse will have a time travel feature so you can see previous lessons. So easy of a solution. Why haven't they turned school into a metaverse already? And incorporate video games to the school lessons. Gaming is the future of human thought and it is a force to be reckoned with just like me. Anti-gaming is one of the most anti-intellectual movements of our time. This is a sign of fascism, these anti-gamers. And who would know, so many communists call gaming as a whole "slop". Just go and tell them to play Ghosts N Goblins Resurrection. Oh wait they'd call it slop because the game advertises itself as a nostalgic game. Well how come Boards of Canada can act so nostalgic and Ghosts N Goblins Resurrection can't. Damn my life and screw this damn world. I am banned from Rateyourmusic.com. And why? I was defending an album I liked from memers. I'm tired of these memey jeebies types of people. MEMEY JEEBIES!!!!! EEK!! SQUEAL!!! Hehe. Oh you know I did squeal in the school hallways running once. I'm not lying. But that got me put in a hospital. I'm dead fucking serious. Well they thought I lost my mind. But I was just bored and tired of acting like a hero all the time. Well they still thought of me as a hero after my disruption. I was even going to walk inside some random classrooms. So that is a political problem, you get banned from important websites too easily and you get put in hospital for acting weird too easily. In this cruel world, there's no freedom unless you are neurotypical enough to know how to break the rules without getting banned. And damn it, I was a kid then and I'm banned from many websites for silly mistakes. Damn cruel world... It's not fair... But hey, who cares. Humanity is a very primitive species. Aliens must be superior to us. Even fictional aliens such as Klingons are superior even though they are depicted as an equal species. Klingons are superior due to the fact that they don't have lame stuff like advertisements of some old lady on a white background and she's going around touching her hip. Damn it, who cares about that crap. And those TV ads, watched some old lady talk and I thought she would have the gruffiest voice because I was watching it mute. But she had the highest pitched voice ever when I watched it. Damn it, these ads are breaking the rules and they are doing it to demoralize us. Oh you assumed their voice would be deep. GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT. You're an idiot for thinking that, and you have no problem solving skills. I know what you're thinking, most people don't even watch TV muted. There must be at least a million people who watch muted with subtitles sometimes. And guess what, the demoralization will happen to them. Fuck that. Klingon culture would never do something like that. They're warriors, not going to be advertising lame stuff. I haven't watched that much Star Trek episodes. I'd watch more if Pluto TV didn't show the same ones of Deep Space Nine at the same time every week. I don't even know how it does that because there is more than 7 days worth of episodes. Since there's more than 7 days of episodes, shouldn't it be showing a different episode every week at the same time?! Damn it I don't want to watch that show during gaming time.

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Norman F Rockwell review. Melody analysis: Sounds like they're using melodies they came up with in the shower when they were 5. Running out of shower melodies I suppose. Lyrics analysis: Uses the same language as a typical story over gameplay gamer, using the word manchild which is a word well associated with story gamers who call people who like gameplay focused games a manchild. Pathetique use of language, and it is a mind killer. Instruments analysis: An album like this should be doing more stuff off key. The album Not Available by The Residents wouldnt be so beautiful if it wasnt sounding like it was sang by aliens and played on alien synths. The truth is that if you want an emotional album, you probably have to be more alien. Humans dont cut it in this slick world. Its tough break for a human. Got a bone to break, and a job to say. But hey, thats not cutting it. Sorry pal, I dont make the rules. Humanity may have some good works that show the beauty of humanity such as the video game "The Wonderful 101" but this album kinda shows the opposite of the heroes in that games story. And I know what youre thinking, oh now I like story in games. Well I like the gameplay better. Vocals analysis: Sounds too much like a teacher. Also she looks like a teacher. Why do we have to look like teachers. Just look like a mountain man. Seriously. Too much vocalizing but fails to learn from Jon Anderson who did it better and I once considered ranking his best vocalizations. Seriously people make fun of jazz music for noodling, but this vocals is just noodling often times with boring resolutions. Lyrics analysis 2: Quite degenerate now that I actually read some lyrics. And don't think I'm some kind of antisexual here. But damn this is the lyrics of someone who doesn't believe in aliens. Because if you believed in aliens, wouldn't you be a little bit more damn appropriate?! They're not going to fake your death and turn you into one of them if you act like this. And don't act like Earth is better. There's so many improvements that can be made to a body. Cybernetics is never coming at this rate. And if they do, they aren't going to people who truly deserve it. And don't think I think I deserve it yet. I haven't made my video game yet so I have much to prove. These lyrics make me scared for humanity. I doubt people treat these lyrics like they are observing an alien. Or should they feel like an alien observing a human?! Melody analysis 2: It is just silly imagining people getting emotional to this noodling with the voice. The vocalizing tries to vaguely disguise the fact they are vocalizations that have no meaning. They feel embarrassed to do what Jon Anderson did much better in Yes in the 1970s. Vocalizations in popular music is associated with hippies. Rey seems to be anti-hippie despite having similar opinions to the worst of hippies. OH MAMA SOMEONE RUBBED A HIPPO'S CLIT! This is the sign of a hypocrite... They seem to be anti-history and probably disrespect the Pawn Stars for the wrong reasons. Inspirations: This album is inspired by Radiohead with the song titled "How to disappear" having a similar title to a Radiohead song. Advice: Make the vocals sound more alien or crazy if you want to be emotional. Instrumentation could be more interesting and lean in on more psychedelic elements since this is a semi-hippie album. Lyrics could be kid friendly since they already are kid friendly except for mentions of sexual intercourse. If they go for the kid friendly route, perhaps make a song that a kid would like by having it have a playful tone and less bored vocals. Make the lyrics use less toxic cringe. I swear I accidentally jumped in a vat of toxic cringe here when I saw the geniuses tell me the lyrics. Conclusion: Norman F Rockwell is a shoddy album made by a hippie in denial who seems to be afraid of acting full-on hippie and goes around doing halfhearted vocalizations while using language that sounds like those of story gamers.

Sex fans are degenerates… Wanking it to people you know in real life… Seriously that is horrible. You’re coming up with dialogue that they say and you’re putting words in their mouth. Or if you have no dialogue, they’re just soulless and it’s still an insult. Don’t play puppet show with humans that aren’t famous… Well you can do it to some random person you don’t know. It’s a decent idea to just find a random photo and not even know where it came from or who it is. Maybe they’re famous. Maybe they’re soulless, demonic and sinister. Maybe they’re a hero. Well… If you know them you know it just doesn’t make sense. And if they’re famous, well do some research on what they act like and make sure it’s logical that they would want to bang you. I bet you people aren’t very charming unlike mwah. And I know what you’re thinking, what if you’re a kid. Most people aren’t pedophiles so they wouldn’t bang you. Welp… People under age 20 can do whatever with this. But to 20 and above, you have to try to be a charming person. I know what you’re thinking, be charming just to talk to some imaginary people. Well the real people aren’t as good as the imaginary people. And in your imagination they look better than they ever will in any photo unless you forgot what they looked like. I cant believe sex fans just jack it to people they know in real life. With famous people, they should know this would happen unless they weren’t thinking clearly. With a picture you found randomly and dont know where it came from or who it is, its best not to know. But just use the pictures for your imagination. Don’t look at the picture for a long time. Only at most 10% of the time you should be looking at a picture. I dont know… I feel like humanity is just horrible. So much bad music people listen to. Come on I looked at people posting their favorite albums. Not a single one of my top 5 albums was on their lists and I saw 50 peoples list. At least I saw Soft Machine Third, Mothers of Invention We’re Only In It For The Money. That was on the social board of 4chan. And the ones who had good albums on their list, it was surrounded by albums I dont care about. Well Im not going to talk to somebody who only has 1 album I like on their list. Maybe I should listen to more albums. I’ve been listening to new albums a lot the best 2 weeks. Music addiction is probably worse than gaming addiction because music is more pleasurable without any pushback. A game has challenge. And sandbox games, well they arent that addicting and at least you use your imagination a little bit. But I guess theres gacha games, I dont know how challenging they are. But I did hear that Genshin Impact has a card game in it that is better than the actual game and the game deserves respect for having that card game in it. Well, gacha games arent all that bad I guess. But still… You know that Southeast Asians get stereotyped for playing gacha games. They are the most oppressed race. Black people get stereotyped for liking SNK and anime fighters. Wow so much better right. Fine, they do get stereotyped for liking sports games too. But sports games used to be good it seems like, but I barely played them except for SSX 3 or racing games and they don’t count because they don’t have balls. But I guess they play the new sports games and not the old ones. Well… I dont know. Well I see people say black people are the most oppressed. I dont know, theres a good argument suggesting Southeast Asians are. And other Asians are oppressed too but I dont think they get called Gacha games fans as much. Sorry for this political incorrectness. I dont mean to offend. And honestly I dont really care if we’re oppressed really. We’re not oppressed that much. And its fun to be a race like this. If I had to choose a race to be, I would choose Vietnamese definitely. Its like choosing Argonian in Morrowind. And we can debate which Elder Scrolls race is most like what human race. But yeah I dont really like that Argonians cant wear boots. I wouldnt choose Argonian because I need those boots of blinding speed. I guess Wood Elf is the next best choice, they are a very much hated race in Elder Scrolls. And I know what youre thinking. Maybe Indians are more oppressed actually. Well fine… Maybe they are. I was insulting HealthyGamerGG today because his videos are just horrible. Theyre boring and this guy isnt really telling you anything really helpful at all. Hes no hero, lets say that much. And he keeps talking about people who have porn addictions, come on dood, leave them. They are god damn lost cause. If they look at the home page of xvideos and think, “This is arousing” They are too far gone. Its just horrible and not arousing at all. And maybe there is a decent video on xvideos home page, but decent doesnt cut it. Just use your imagination. And be a charmer in your imagination and dont imagine yourself banging hoors. Nobody is handsome enough for a respectable girl to just want to bang you for that. And I know what youre thinking, oh but Im jacking it to some person just because they look attractive. Well lets just say females are more attractive than males. And yeah the word female, people get angry if you say female. I say male too. And damn it, I hate saying the word men and women. Dont you realize kids dont like saying the words men and women. Im only 18 so Im still close to a kid. Saying the words men and women just makes you sound like an adult who is trying to act like some sociopolitical genius. Yeah lets just say that saying the word men and women sounds more pretentious than saying male and female. Anyway these sex fans are god damn idiots. I used to be antisexual because I god damn hated all these idiots being annoying. With sexual intercourse, you cant be elitist because everybody does the same positions and even if you do obscure positions, theres probably annoying people doing that. With games and music, you can be elitist because some games are too hard for people or they care too much about aesthetics or story and some of the best games dont appeal to people because of their aesthetics or story or lack of story. For music, well I cant really explain why people dont like the same music I do. But jeez these sex fans are so idiotic. Hell I wouldnt even be a sex fan if I was ashamed of myself. But dont think Im saying sex haters are ashamed of themselves. They have every right to hate it or jacking it. But these people should be ashamed of themselves, many sex fans. Acting like theyre normal for jacking it to people they know. Come on… If you think youre normal, whats an alien? Is an alien not normal?! Damn it, nobody is normal. So stop going around acting like anything is normal. Fine… I dont really know any girls thats really attractive and has a good personality that I am aware of. Because seeing girls in hallways, you dont really know what theyre like. You know I saw two girls talking and one of them was asking if the other one was doing a Napoleon Bonaparte impression. Well seems like some cool people. You dont really see cool people that often. But Im not jacking it to them… And hell I did think the girl who did the impression though I didnt hear the impression, was cool looking. But Im not jacking it to her damn it. Thats disrespectful. And I know what youre thinking, what if one of these girls are doing it to me. Well girls can do it I guess if theyre cool enough. The problem is that these people who arent cool enough are jacking it to people that are much cooler than them. Seriously, what a god damn farnickle. And yes, farnickle is my made up word. Its apparently a grandmas name in South Park. I did watch that episode before but I wonder if I remembered it or if I came up with the word myself. Farnickle, just imagine that word means something like explosion. And I know what youre thinking, well do I think Im not cool enough so thats why Im not jacking it to them. Well lets just say girls can jack to people they know but males cant. But that doesnt mean any girl can. They have to be cool and have a good sense of what cool is. Oh fine… Theres no way of deciding who is truly cool or not. Well damn it… Then I guess nobody can jack it to other people. Damn it, everybody has to be a cool person! Im tired of you people acting uncool. Ive had it! But anyway do sex haters have a good reason to hate sex? Well yes. If you look at all the damn sex fans, its no surprise people hate sex or jacking it. And anyway I dont really plan of having hex. Maybe if I find someone cool enough. Well.. Looks like its too late since Im done with school. College probably has too many degenerates. Damn it. Im writing a novel Mortis The Vanquisher. It takes place in college. Well its my parody of a college of a different timeline. Alright its November 1 2025 1:32 PM. Well now I realize the absurdity of caring about what albums people listen to. Well I dont know. Im not really moved by the music I saw on the 4chan social board posting albums. And honestly that social board is filled with degenerates posting their wieners. Their wieners dont look as cool as mine. I dont know if Im biased but mine has soul. So yeah I probably got lucky here. Im not bragging because I didnt even do anything to get a cooler looking one. Yeah people will say the dimensions are what matters. Well mine is above average, and well lets not be so specific. Fine girls are reading this so maybe they would like to know. Well youre a damn pervert. But jeez… Mine looks very cool, lets just say that. We dont need to talk about dimensions because how it looks is more important. I dont care about breast size, it just has to look cool. And yeah lets just state the obvious. Sexual intercourse has more in common with Geometry Dash than deeper video games. Geometry Dash isnt that good of a game because its just one button and you time the presses. Sure theres some physics with the ship, but this game is just an inferior version of Super Monkey Ball, an inferior version of rhythm games, and dont get me started on the Geometry Dashers who mock Super Mario Maker because they think the editor in Geometry Dash is better just because you can decorate stuff better and do some coding. Well it is more impressive of an editor, but doesnt make for more interesting gameplay. Even the levels that use coding and play like a different game, these tend to be just clones of existing games and theyre not as good as the real thing. So its not really worth playing. Geometry Dash is pretty much just a game you play to get rid of your erection. So funny that the game that is similar to sexual intercourse just happens to be a game that you play to do the opposite. Yeah… Thats an absurd phenomenon. But it shows the beauty of life. You know I did give my Geometry Dash one word username to some guy that beats extreme demons. I dont know if I should have done that. That guys the same age as me. He didnt give me any money though he joked he would pay me. Welp… Well people seem to think Im a crazy person. Either that or say they love me because of my funny charms. Well… Dont be afraid to say your opinion to me. You can contact me at my discord which is vandergraafgenerator, yeah its literally the bands name. What a namesnipe. So many discord users, not a single one went for that namesnipe before me. Shows you how folly the average Discord user is. So add me if you want. If youre a philosopher ready to critique my philosophy on this website and also in my novel Mortis The Vanquisher, go ahead. And be sure to point out some plot holes and inconsistencies in the story if there are any that you can spot. Spot the rot… The phrase “spot the rot” has significant meaning. Most people cant spot the rot. Theyre on xvideos jacking it to those horrendous videos. Theyre watching HealthyGamerGG. I dont really like HealthyGamerGG. He tries to help people with porn addictions. He never even tells you his opinion on m-bating to your imagination. That says a lot about him and his m-bating habits. Well Ive been wondering if m-bating to your imagination is a bad idea. You cant trust sex fans saying its a good thing to do because theyre jacking it to people they know. And I know what youre thinking, well I just need to know more attractive female people in real life and I’d be jacking it to them right. Come on… Dont put words in their mouth in your head. Youre imagining them moaning. Jeez dood… So egotistical you people are. And I know what youre thinking, oh and youre not egotistical saying your wiener is the only cool looking one you ever seen. Well thats my personal opinion. These people just have dumb looking stuff. Yeah mine has green veins visible. Thats why its cool. Ok?! Green is a great color. In fact I am always saying the word green in my head. Saying the name Gary Green because it has alliteration. Talking about green beans because they rhyme. Green just a great word and the color is great too. Yeah a doctor said I have great veins. Aint that awesome. And sorry if I seem too egotistical. This is my website anyway and you dont have to read it. Yeah I always wanted to be a controversial person for absurd reasons. Most controversial people have some unoriginal politics which is what makes them controversial. Thats a snoozefest and they are getting hated on and it wasnt even worth it because they arent laughing when someone gets angry at them. Who even cares. If they are laughing, its a boring laugh of a non-multidimensional layered kind. These people have no joy in life. But m-bation, well is it a bad idea? Well the fact you have to clean up your jizz makes it seem like one. Of course you can get a vasectomy or take a medication that has retrograde ejaculation as a side effect. Welp… People say they feel lonely in life and HealthyGamerGG is trying to talk to them. I never felt lonely in my life except when I was in a hospital with some freaks. Theres aliens anyway and they might be watching us with telescopes and binoculars that can see far away and through walls. They might really admire some of us humans. HealthyGamerGG seems kinda sinister and he just mentions memes to relate to the youth. Dont even try relating to these memey jeebies people. And I dont relate to any of the problems he is trying to help people with. Eh I cant suggest any topics. But this guy is just phony and he needs to specify what games he likes because the term gamer is just too vague and can mean anything. How do we know this guy isnt an idiot gamer. And this guy makes too big a deal about getting in a romantic relationship. As if we should be jealous of his romantic relationship, seems like a boring one. This guy is just not relatable at all and he tries to be. And this guy says “Youre not solving problems in real life but in a fantasy world” Alright seems like this guy hates the idea of Ikolatia and its politics in my novel Mortis The Vanquisher. Isnt it much more logical for you to be fighting your crops which have been turned into violent but weak (though hard to kill) living things to get stronger instead of lifting weights? Lifting weights is the equivalent of grinding in an RPG. Its bad game design. And besides… High-tech weapons that are hard to use are the best thing we can have for defense. The weapon would be like trying to control something from NASA. We need better defenses for our bodies. Gunshots are too powerful but require not as much skill to use. Not high-tech enough… We need super awesome fights where you can just run so fast that it is hard to attack the enemy. Heres my idea for a high-tech weapon. A weapon where you have to aim the rocket in mid air. So you move the rocket. Im pretty sure this already exists. But dood, imagine some guy running like a cheetah because he has high-tech boots and trying to manuever a speedy rocket at him. This is what combat should be in real life. Something more intellectual. I guess fighting hand to hand has many techniques and strategies. But whats stopping them from bringing a gun. We need everything to be high-tech. And I know what youre thinking, just nuke them or get some weapon that aims with extreme precision automatically. Damn it… I hate so many sex fans… They are the scum of the Earth. The sex subreddit is the most degenerate people I ever seen. Acting like theyre so friendly and civilized. How can we even live on as humans. Some alien species probably dont even bang for any purpose. I cant live with these people… This is much more annoying than those commercials with some old lady talking something boring. Its boring, it makes you ashamed to be human, alien species dont have to put up with this nonsense.

SEX TOYS MAKE NO SENSE… Damn it… I thought the whole point of banging was to act like a caveman. High-tech gear has NO PLACE IN M-BATION OR BANGING. God damn idiots… It’s the ultimate contradiction to use sex toys. And I know what you’re thinking, OH BUT YOU COULD PRETEND TO BE A CAVEMAN WHO WAS GIVEN A DEVICE BY A TIME TRAVELLER. Damn it, I don’t like time travel that much as a concept. And neither should you. And what kind of time traveller goes “Hey look you idiot, here’s a damn toy. Put it on your wiener.” That’d be a damn pervert! I can’t believe you people. Buying your children a sex toy instead of a god damn Rubik’s cube. It’s horrendous. Stop acting like sexual intercourse is an intellectual activity. Being the charmer in order to get to that point is the intellectual activity. But I guess many people who arent even charming are getting to bang anyway because people have low standards. Great job humanity, you just reward mediocrity. It beats the whole point of the game. Everybody has god damn low standards. I’m tired of you idiots going around letting the mediocrity win… Its like a game thats too easy so you ignore the mechanics to make it harder. Thats bad game design… And it seems like a strategy is phonying it up saying you like Drake’s music so you can bang. Come on… Though lets just say Drake music fans are not that attractive at least from the ones I saw in school hallways who claimed to like Drake. Maybe Nick Drake music fans are more attractive because his music is better. Lying is not the type of charming we want to be doing. But Its possible theres at least one attractive girl who listens to Drake at least occasionally. And when I say attractive, I dont mean decent. Welp… Its a god damn problem that the body and the mind isnt as connected as you’d hope. But the people on Sea of Tranquility’s In The Prog Seat act like they look. You can tell which ones of them would hate Pawn Hearts or Third just by looking at them, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8b0UIwwvTg A good test of human appearance and the connection of that with their taste in music. There’s even more stuff that seem like exactly the thing the person who looks like that would say. The guy who says Genesis We Cant Dance is an album they cant stand looks exactly like the guy who would say it for the show, though probably not the best pick for the show because its not really a progressive rock album though made by a former progressive rock band. Guess which one has Emerson Lake and Palmer as their favorite band. Guess which one would choose Ummagumma as one that they hate (And guess which one would state his opinion that the live album on Ummagumma makes it good). Guess which one hates Piper of the Gates of Dawn (Maybe not that obvious). Well dont think that I dislike any of these people for disliking Pawn Hearts by VDGG or Third by Soft Machine, two of my most favorite albums.. So hmm.. Maybe there is a possibility that no very attractive female (Someone you’d want to marry and bang everyday (If you like the idea of marriage)) listens to bad music. Thats interesting and I hope its true. I hope God made the coolest people the most attractive (To my eyes anyway and to the eyes of girls who are cool). But I dont know… Am I really that cool looking? Well I have some pretty good pictures taken of myself. Though people (Hopefully female) wont be jacking it to them because theyd be a semi pedophile for doing that since Im 17 in my best picture though only 13 days away from being 18. Also is the term “jacking it” gender neutral. Well I’ll keep saying it as if its a gender neutral term. Eh I might not be the most attractive but I have soul in the way I look anyway. You look at me and you can tell “This guy has a soul.” And actually a picture of me at 14 years old looks better than the one at 17. It just has better lighting. Eh I think my iPad camera probably isnt even that good so thats probably the problem with the pictures. Eh but I dont look soulless. You go to the subreddit r/toocuteforporn, Guess what all the girls there are egotistical calling themselves cute. They look soulless. And dont think I went there to jack it. I went there to see how soulless people look, even ones that are considered to be cute. But perhaps I should go to a subreddit with no nudity because the people who make pictures or videos of nudity for non artistic purposes, seem to be soulless. I dont know… I just think a lot of people look soulless. This is just the statement of a person who doesnt like humanity that much and thinks many alien cultures are probably better. Humanity might be the laughingstock of the entire universe. I got called an incel for saying I wasnt attracted to some conventionally attractive person on Twitter. Well the point of the post was a comparison by two plain looking people of different races. The one who the poster implied was unattractive had a gummy smile. Come on… I dont see why people like these conventionally attractive looking people for the most part. They look soulless and arent going to make your heart beat fast when you hear them talk like some girls I knew in school. Not cute at all these people on r/toocuteforporn. And I dont really care to be called incel because its never some genius calling you that. In fact the people who insulted me had horrible taste in video games with games like Royale High from Roblox (This girl said I was gay for saying I was more attractive than the girl. Its like they assume youre anti-gay even though you never said anything that implied that. They think everyone belongs to one of a few groups and nobody is original), the newer Assassins Creed games (Not the one with the black guy in Japan though, seems like this guy thinks Assassins Creed was a game with Christian themes, I couldnt tell you if it does or doesnt but people always say theres no good Christian video games so probably not (And that doesnt mean I think Assassins Creed is good, I never played it but not interested(), Animal Crossing New Horizons (Pretty limited sandbox, not much to really do), a Gacha game where you collect feminine males… (I doubt this gacha game has the excuse that some Genshin Impact fans have, which is the fact that Genshin Impact has a card game in the game that is better than the actual game and thats why the game should be considered great). And I had a Wonderful 101 profile picture when I said that. Come on… So idiotic… And we can talk about the compliments girls gave me in school. I was complimented by many girls I didnt like in school and complimented by a girl I liked a lot but lost interest in. I had a fashionable hairstyle on accident for a brief time, its just long hair covering your eyes. Males liked to insult me for this and made a big deal about my hairstyle that I shouldve just cut the front hair. I wanted long hair but I never cut the bangs. Wow… Im quite the opposite of an incel because incels are complaining about girls who dont like being complimented by males they dont like. But damn it, I cant believe humanity has so many soulless looking people. And dont think that just because the only girls I mentioned that I thought looked cute were from my days in school means Im a pedophile. Because its not even true that the only girls I think looked cute were from my days in school. Well you can theorize who I think looks cute who are famous and adults. Well… All I got to say is a lot of people look soulless. And the soulless people will go around saying that YOU are an NPC. Just ignore those people who try hard to be funny and be your friend. Youre cooler than them. They dont know anything. They listen to bad music. They think theyre cool and they wear AirPods and have it playing a song with a boring drum beat that you can hear. They have no damn soul, they see a person with soul, they feel threatened. They say the word NPC but when the teacher says they liked roleplaying games (Which is where the term NPC comes from, though Im not the biggest fan of RPGs really but you should at least know of their existence) when they used to play video games, they think hes a guy who puts on cat ears and roleplays sexually. So many idiots at schools… Dont even try to be friends with them. And theres some decent people there at school. But seems like the best you can get for a friend in school these days is a Geometry Dash fan. Well fine, some guys mentioned Metal Gear Solid and Devil May Cry. The past few days I havent really been playing games for more than an hour. Ive been thinking about the world we live in… MY WIENER IS SO MORE SOULFUL THAN OTHER PEOPLES. Is this proof that God is on my side?! But damn it, we all know humans DONT CARE ABOUT THE DAMN SOULFULNESS. If they did, The Singing Resident (Best singing is on the album Not Available by The Residents) and Peter Hammill (Best singing is in the band Van der Graaf Generator) would be considered the best singers by the masses because their vocals have the most emotion. And dont get me started on the ladies wanted to be banged by old dirty bastards, and no Im not talking about the rapper. Welp it seems like soulful people like me who is a soul brotha of the extreme aren’t as well liked by the masses as you’d hope. And I guess people want a big wiener, not a soulful looking one. Damn you idiots. You’d shove the worlds biggest poop up your body if it wouldnt break, well old poop from millions of years ago doesnt break so easily. And dont think Im insulting black people… They can be quite cool. But it seems like the black people that people have fetishes for arent the same black people who are playing anime fighters or making jazz music. Seriously, this is not fair. And I know what youre thinking, why talk about all these sexual degenerates with weird fetishes. Welp… I needed to know what weird freaks the world has in it. Im interested in learning about this time period that we live in and what is happening in it. But yeah, it seems like people dont even like people that are cool as hell. People say Captain Beefheart has the worst vocals they ever heard. So they probably also think Howlin Wolf has bad vocals too. So many idiots… This whole world is a playground to be more elite than other people. Social media is an egregious opinion scavenger hunt. The purpose of life is to just act more elite than other people. Its too easy because everybodys so phony. Well.. Its time to go to Imaginationland and ignore real life. Peace. Is God on my side? I just measured my wiener, 6.5 inches. Woooooooo. And I might not even had been fully erect. Woo. But I guess 6.5 isnt good enough for many of you. Welp… What can I say. I dont really care. Because it isnt the size that matters, but its HOW COOL IT LOOKS. And I know what you say, its skill that matters, not the size, and also my size is not that impressive. Welp… Im not bragging. And sorry to all ladies reading this if you think Im egotistical. But it needs to be said. The stereotypes of certain people having small wieners needs to be disproven. And honestly its not like its the greatest news to have an above average one. So many idiots like to just bang anyone just so they can get reactions of people seeing their wiener. Why even do that when you can watch a classical composer listen to progressive rock on YouTube. You’ll get a more interesting reaction. Not that its the most interesting type of video in the world. So many sex fans are soulless. I’ve looked at sex videos on Reddit, they are all filled with soulless looking people. I just watch them to mock it. No pants down. So many idiotic sex fans… Ive had it with these soulless people. They arent going to make it to heaven. You know why? Because they dont have any fun. You need to pass a fun quota in life in order to make it to heaven. Otherwise youre just a downer to all the people in heaven. They think they have fun. And guess what, many “less of a thinking man” gamers are getting to go to heaven because they had fun from playing games like Slay The Spire, one of the few games they play that is actually good. But because it was good and they had fun with it, theyre going to heaven. These sex fans, well theyre not going to heaven. Everything theyve ever done is SOULLESS. Alright… Am I weird?! Well its official. IM WIERD!!!.No… Im trying to be a good relatable person in this world where theres too many enemies…. And anyway… Im looking for a girl who is cool, not phony, not sinister, smart, has spunk, funny, not that interested in politics (Too boring to be too into it), likes the album Not Available by Residents and the band Van der Graaf Generator and other good music (Not that important I guess…), not anti-gaming (Too illogical to be anti-gaming, and what about board games…), Clothing doesnt really matter maybe wear skirts or dresses sometimes (Not that important), not into banging random people that arent even that cool, age 18-35 (I think some 30 year olds dont look that old. Eh..), cute and sexy at same time (Sorry if this one is too difficult. I guess not that important.), expressive face but no making annoying facial expressions that look dumb and phony, cool hairstyle (Maybe change it sometimes) Eh… Is this list too stupid… Well… Eh I think its not even worth it to get a girlfriend. Imaginationland is better. You know why aliens dont talk to humans. Its because they are in Imaginationland all day long with HIGH-TECH DEVICES…At least a decent amount of them are. Well thats theoretical. Honestly screw this world. Imagination is better than real life. And dont accuse me of bringing you in a Frownland. Its everybody else who put me in a Frownland. Yeah it seems like theres no reason in getting a girlfriend when my imagination is so creative. Plus doing it raw seems to be dangerous. It really doesnt matter if something is real or not. Do we need to be fighting in real life instead of playing a fighting game. Alright fine, I could get blown and doing it with a condom wouldnt be that bad probs. Welp.. Who really cares though. The real problem is that I couldnt find someone good enough. I have a Phony Detector in my brain and it just goes off all the time. And yes, I do like the book The Catcher in the Rye. I dont read that much. But that book is cool and has an interesting protagonist and he hates phonies and hates the adult world. Yeah adults are always insulting kids these days and its not cool. Who is to say the kid isnt smarter than them. Theyd be an anti intellectual if they refuse to hear the opinions of a kid who is a genius. Welp.. I’ll admit it. I came up with the best character to imagine myself banging. Because theres good dialogue, I came up with a good personality for this character and she says cool stuff. You jackers probably have horrible dialogue in your head coming from the girls mouth when you jack it. Pfft, Im not sharing my advice anyway. Maybe we’ll put a character like this in Mortis The Vanquisher. Eh and don’t think this is too weird. Its only weird to imagine an elaborate character youre banging if theyre a very regular person. Cause whats the point anyway. Seriously these people talking about imaginary girlfriends on Reddit. Pretty boring fake characters these people make… Seriously dood… Whats their problem. Alright so what is a phony anyway. Welp… I guess you could call me a phony. Im pretty much going around here saying bizarre stuff to be funny. Its more fun to say bizarre stuff than tell regular jokes. I never really liked stand up comedy. Well… Hopefully this sincerity will get me a girlfriend. Come to think of it, a girl doesnt need to have everything from the list I made earlier. Eh.. You know I think I just want to bang a girl who is cool and not necessarily want to be in a relationship. Welp… Too degenerate… But I couldnt bang some soulless person. I cant believe people jack it to p videos. All the people in those videos are soulless. Even homemade ones, and most Japanese videos (The videos still suck, but some girls in them dont look soulless. And I know what youre thinking, how can you tell, and also seems like racist Japanese supremacy. Welp… Im not saying theyre the best people and Im not saying that I would love to know them. Im just saying they look like they have souls. People in Western p videos look much more sinister.). Such idiots… They are wasting their life thinking theyre normal. They go around saying “Having a normal one huh” to any guy who is trying to say some interesting stuff. Im tired of all these damn idiots talking about self improvement too. They didnt improve their damn personality except they think theyre stoic. Just an idiotic bunch of people who used to jack it to crappy videos and got addicted to it and now they read exclusively books on self improvement which isnt the type of book that would improve you most. Welp… Romantic relationships seem kinda unideal because youre gonna have to buy a gift every important day. Damn it, how am I supposed to do this. I am a problem solver but this is a damn horrible problem. My cousin apparently got broken up because he didnt buy a gift. I never saw what his girlfriend looked like, my mom wanted to show me a photo of her but I closed my eyes because I was afraid and had no idea what to expect. Well I’ll never know. It would be too weird to be curious about it. Doesnt really matter though. Damn it, I couldnt even come up what I would give as a gift for this fictional character I came up with last night. Well she wouldnt care if I didnt buy her a gift because she doesnt care I dont have a job. Well dont get the wrong idea, I didnt imagine a conversation about my occupation during yesterdays beating session nor as the prelude. And dont get the wrong idea with the word beating. Its just a word to be funny, ok?! And Im on a gap year anyway, Im gonna get busy eventually… I dont know seems like a lot of problems with being in a romantic relationship. You’ll have to meet their family. There could be problems with them. Eh, I guess Im not gonna bother with this crap. Well fine… Maybe I could get along with old people. I like the YouTube channel Sea of Tranquility and its show In The Prog Seat. Welp… Theyre probably not fans of prog at your girlfriends house. And eh, Im too DAMN WIERD!!! Damn it… People dont want to be with me because Im not mature. Damn it… A moderator said I was mature when I was trying hard to become a moderator in a Discord server at age 11. I just wanted the power… The power and the glory should’ve been mine for the taking… So pfft. You think Im not mature, well just look at all those adults on the internet who tink theyre funny. Damn it… Im more mature than all these unwise people…. Im an agekin… Im an old man in a young persons body.. So come on… Im mature. And to you Scaruffians who say Im not mature because I gave one The Beatles and The Smiths album the highest rating on albumoftheyear (Which I only use cause Im banned from Rateyourmusic for defending an album from people who were saying more immature jokes, femboy jokes to be specific. And I know what youre thinking, there could be a good femboy joke. Well its not the fact that the joke was about femboys that made it bad, it just lacked substance because all they were saying was that Jon Anderson sounds like a femboy. Not funny. I guess it is funny to a degree because Jon Anderson had an ego flying apparently because someone said Yes is gonna put the Bible to an album with Tales from Topographic Oceans and he said damn right we will. But the joker didnt know that… So a “femboy” with an ego seems funny... Damn fate made this joke have substance on accident…) Damn it… I have more mature albums in the highest rating. And those two albums are in the lower tier of the highest score… And I know what youre thinking, come on it doesnt matter what albums you listen to, that has nothing to do with maturity. Well Im just defending myself from the hypothetical Scaruffians… Im a semi Scaruffian anyway… People hate young people because most of them arent cool enough… But what about the ones who are cool enough… Come on, Im the king of comedy… And dont think Im some man with an ego flying… Some guy even said “yes” when I asked him if I was the king of comedy for accusing a picture of an “conventionally attractive woman” of looking like they are “annoying and anti-gaming…” Come on, aint that hilaribum. And I know what youre thinking, a mature person isnt just saying dumb remarks on the internet… Oh and these Redditors who say boring posts are any more mature than me… I think NOT!!! And I know you will say that is an immature phrase. Well Im taking the piss here. Im a cool person and sometimes I wear a jacket that is kinda a leather jacket. But yeah I know you will say Im not the king of comedy even if one person said I was, because he didnt even come to the conclusion himself and he might’ve just been insincere with his answer. And one persons opinion isnt that valuable unless they are a genius. Plus this guy just argues politics all the time on his account, doesnt seem like the most genius opinion worth caring about right?! Well Im sure you people would consider him more mature than me… Yeah talking about politics makes you seem mature right. Doesnt it… It sure DOESNT! And I know what youre thinking, this guy is too emotional. Come on.. I dont really care that much about being called mature or not. Why would these random peoples opinions matter anyhoo. Eh I think I could attract some female people aged up to 26. Woooo. But I know what youre thinking if youre a Republican, they probably have a high body count. Welp… I think thats exaggerated because none of my female extended family members seem to be doing that stuff. Fine I wouldnt know. BUT ARENT I COOL AS HECK… Hopefully some philosopher reads this website and analyzes the multi-dimensional layered substance of my speech and personality… And puts the analysis on YouTube. Woooooo. And I know what you’re thinking, why are you cheering over some made-up scenario… Argh… Ive had it with you feisty ones… And dont think Im coming on to you with that statement… Argh… Alright… Well I didnt even date the last few paragraphs. Well its November 4 2025 1:06 PM. The paragraphs before it are from the beginning of November as well. Peace. Why do people even make a big deal about height… I was never concerned about my height… But was concerned with my wein size since age 5… Good thing its bigger than 80% of Western male people. And no I didnt use pumps… Im 5’7 I think, I dont even remember if I gained an inch last doctors visit. Who really cares. Never even heard a person complain about their height until I was 13… Damn modernity affected everybody.. Even Missus Wooten well as little Nitty.. And female people… Come on care more about wiener size instead of height like a normal person… And I must clarify.. Im JOAKING WITH THAT STATEMENT!!! And anyway… Just ignore all these people… Its not like you’d want to bang them anyway… And Im sorry for writing that list of preferences I have if you like me… Welp… But probably Im not even that well liked because GENIUSES ARE LAUGHED AT!!!! And thats just a joak statement again. So dont take it serious. Argh… This paragraph isnt as interesting as other ones Ive written. So dont think I lost my brain. Its just not that interesting of a topic… Why do people think people who have high standards are pornography addicts… I hate pornography because they all look unattractive. Ive seen a bald female person who looks better than any person in those p videos. Welp… Lets just say that so many humans are misguided. And eh… Its not like I imagine a lady having a less attractive buttocks in my head because its more realistic… But I wouldnt care that much about buttocks or breasts… Just seems kinda dumb to jack it to someone who doesnt have a good face. Yeah I looked a p video now for reference. Didnt get an erection. And it wasnt the worst video… But theres no damn point in watching it. The lady seems soulless.. Yep Im not getting an erection to any of these videos. Its official.. Im too smart for this crap. Woooo. Alright come to think of it, I hate the nickname Rudy. So dont call me Plootonius "Rudy" Brown... And I know girls dont want to say Rudy wen where banging! Oh crap I cant spell words right. Well I can but I spelt them wrong there. Im not fixing it. See my folly. You can call me Plootonius. But I have a Welsh first name in real life... And you know what girls, we dont have to have that much in common as long as youre cool... Hopefully people find me cool. And dont think I just want to bang. I do want to though. You know I used to be an antisexual. Hell I even wrote a story about a guy who hated sex. It takes place in the world of Banjo Kazooie. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LghF7B9zP5ZB4KcsAkiN4WUvH6DJIq2zVKdI4Wj2SZY/edit?usp=sharing Read it here... Its a huge story that I never finished. But many of my opinions have changed since then. Alright, its too offensive of a story. Yeah I was being a contrarian with my political opinions that nobody has in that story. Saying its good to have immigrants that people hate because it doesnt affect gamers who stay inside, and I mocked many of my teachers in that story. Welp... Its an interesting story but I changed my opinions from it. But it has many funny moments and subtle jokes and the people talk weird. The main protagonist is not really a hero. And neither is anybody he meets really. Hes just better than most of those people. But I recommend reading it with an open mind and see many funny moments and the most contrarian political opinions ever. Well I hope it stands out as a good piece of outsider art. And dont get the wrong idea that the main character says he is MGTOW in the beginning of the story... I rarely edit my stories and just keep them having dumb stuff in it. Peace.

Alright… Ive reread some of my stuff on this website. Some of it sounds very cool but too much complaining about benign stuff. I should be more positive, and accept probably nobody is like me. And anyway lets give some commentary on Banjo Gagooie. Well the mansion part (Which is at the end and doesnt have much parts), thats based on Umineko. I know some girls like Umineko.. So boom. Welp… Theres too many racial jokes in Banjo Gagooie… But theres no oversaid stereotypes in there. Racial jokes arent that funny, but its the absurd moments of the story that really make it funny like how the main protagonist got angry when his Indian teacher was acting too American because he likes Indian culture. And also Im sorry for too many female characters that are enemy characters. And also I admit, many of the characters, including main characters arent well written in this story. Theres really not much difference between Mumbo Jumbo and G-Banjo after G-Banjo gets over his edginess. The story is too edgy. And you know what I say about edginess, edginess is phoniness (For the most part.) Too much inappropriate stuff. And yeah the fact that Mr. Babu wouldnt mind if he had wieners on the palm of his hands and the fact he might even suck those probably makes him not that likable of a character, but I didnt want him to be some perfect mentor character. You know I had a game development class teacher. And well, he was weird. He bragged about having a supposedly sexy wife… Too inappropriate… And he was left wing and acted too friendly which people complained about when the Google Form which was an exam had positive messages encouraging you if you hovered over images in the Google Form. Welp… I didnt really care about that. But I hate school. They cant do anything right. Always trying to make things fun with assignments that treat you like some idiot who thinks theyre cool. Having to make a phone home screen for a character in a book. Why… This is not fun and has little educational value. God damn anus wipes they are… Sarcastic arses… Smug… They think Im an idiot… Showing a scripted video of racism to teach us about racism.. “Theyre talking about you.” Damn it, and you had to write how the video made you feel. So you have to say uncomfortable. Welp.. Boring. That was in 8th grade… And well.. School is horrible, so many uncool people there. But Banjo Gagooie… It has funny moments… But its probably too offensive and edgy… At least its contrarian edginess… But I wanted to show that story because it is pretty absurd. I dont want this to be my Loco Bandito… Yeah I watch Mike Matei sometimes… I probably wouldnt recommend his channel. I like Matthewmatosis and his streams on his Matthewmatosis Extra channel.. Because he likes many cool games. Mike Matei also likes some cool games but probably isnt a great thinker of video games and he just tries them out for a stream or two and never plays them again. The Electric Underground is a pretty good game reviewing channel made by a guy named Mark and I also like his streams in his playlist called “Livestream With Mic,” those can be good because he answers questions and talks about game design often with his friend Boghog who is a game developer and he is even cooler than Mark and some say he is the brains of the Electric Underground and Mark is heavily influenced by him. Yeah its fun to watch those streams because Mark of The Electric Underground is pretty weird and you know he gets hated on by many hardcore gamers who think his videos arent that good because he keeps on making up terms like “Mechanical Brutalism” or “Mechanical Darwinism” and he insults Rubiks cubes saying they have no depth (Obviously there is skill involved with Rubiks cubes…), and Im sure theres other complaints people have about him. Well Boghog and him seem to be best friends though. But eh, there are no heroes in this world really. Matthewmatosis is probably the coolest of the game review youtubers, one reason is because he is more open minded with games though he is not some guy who likes everything, also his videos are well edited and don’t have dumb special effects, also he is pretty charming and says some weird stuff, he once tried to eat cereal off his head to see if he could do it like he saw in an episode of Futurama. Electric Underground just focuses on action games. Ive been watching the channel Sea of Tranquility which is a rock music discussion channel, its pretty good but probably has much more niche appeal because they are some old people. The videos I watch of that channel are ones where they talk about some theme, such as prog albums they cant stand, worst album covers (They showed an Echolyn album cover that looks so sinister.. A girl with white ice cream on her face which the funny guy says looks like other things.), and theres others, mostly watch the videos which have a panel and not just one person which is usually the host. But eh, I dont necessarily recommend that channel. I talked about how watching a classical composer reacting to progressive rock is more interesting than a girl reacting to your wiener. And thats true, because the classical composer has more interesting comments. The progressive rock was handcrafted by a skilled person who used creativity. Well I watch that channel sometimes of Doug Helvering. But eh, he claimed to have found out that the syllables in Tool’s Lateratus is the Fibonacci sequence by himself. Seems unlikely he would figure that out. Though that was an early video. I think he is more honest now. Well I watch that sometimes… OneyPlays, theyre ok and can be interesting. Northernlion, can be interesting. Joseph Anderson is not the coolest but is interesting. I vandalized his Wikitubia page and it still has so many fake quotes. Go laugh at them, and if they have been changed, well look at the history for some obviously fake quotes. In fact a vandalism of this page got featured in a video essay as a factual statement, “The Lost Art of Video Game Critique” by Gred Glintstone, he says that Joseph Anderson called himself Matthewmatosis’s little brother. Thats a fake quote I put on the page. Heh. Nobody noticed. People really believed that he would say that and didnt question it, even his fans didnt question it. Thats hilaribum. Some other pages vandalized are TheGamerFromMars with some fake quotes, Egoraptor with some fake quotes. I bet you won’t even be able to tell which are real and which aren’t for Egoraptor, heh and there’s so many fake quotes there. So yeah I hope you find them as hilarious as me. Its Wikitubia. And man, its hilarious putting so many fake quotes. I even put a fake quote on some random drummer who is apparently inspired by the drummer from Blink-182 and the drummer from Porcupine Tree (I thought I wrote that as a fake trivia and I laughed so hard at it.. How are you inspired by both of those people…) saying “I beat my girl… In Smash Bros…” (Just imagine some person thinking you’d make that joke…) and saying “What if they made Rick and Morty Porcupine Tree?” (Too funny… I said that in the Porcupine Tree discord and some guy was saying Im unfunny. Damn it the point of the joke was to be a bad joke. Its my style of anti-comedy…) Oh man, this is just hilarious. So I hope you people find it funny. I even vandalized Mike Matei’s page saying that he tried to climb the Wall of China but was stopped by a guard. But he has a fan who always fixes the page. And he thought that I vandalized the page when I edited it to say that Mike Matei played a role as a Klingon in the Angry Video Game Nerd (I like the old episodes of that), guess he doesn’t know what a Klingon is because he thought it was fake information… And yeah I put some fake information and some real information in the same edit. It’s being a good person and also being some punk at the same time… I even edited George Harrison’s page. "Ravi Shankar has taught me well. The sitar is my weapon, and the Hindu haters are my target! If you say you stop listening to my song 'My Sweet Lord' halfway because I start saying 'Hare Krishna,' then you are not psychedelic enough for me. We Beatles are leaders of the psychedelic movement, and if you think your Christianity is psychedelic, then you are a fool!” And “Ringo gonna go Ringoo all over his wife. That's a bunch of spleef!" Man these edits are some of the funniest things I ever did. And heres a fake quote from a Town of Salem video maker named PipeTron. "I bet this guy doesn't even know the name of the man who invented the seed drill." (When a player says that they like Morty more than Rick in Rick and Morty in chat) Yeah the parentheses are in the article if youre confused. Man thats hilarious. "This is looking good! I need to smooch my computer screen eight times!" (When the match has five escort skins and two consort skins and one witch) "He probably is going to die while recording pooping sound effects for his first album." (When a guy talks about poop a lot in chat) "The movie Kill Bill is dumb because it is just having a rhyming name for no reason. It would be a suitable name for a rap song, but not for a film." Thats more PipeTron stuff. Heres some funny fake quotes from Egoraptors page. "Hey you little sissy hypno cuck, wanna make a quick buck of a fuck?" "I jacked off to Harley Quinn over 300 times. Am I a crazy bastard or wut?!?" "Hideo Kojima is actually a very good looking guy back in the PS1 and PS2 days and earlier when he made the Metal Gear for that Japanese console. Kudos to Hideo Kojima. Kojima kind of looks like he'd be a communist leader like Mao Zedong or Ho Chi Minh or Joseph Stalin or Victor Lenin. Japan needs one of those. Am I right Dan? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! FUCK YOU DANNY GOY. Who the fuck is Kenji Miyamoto?" Yeah I searched up communist Japanese people and pretended they were having a conversation about communist figures in a video. And honestly Hideo Kojima does look really cool during that era. "This d*ck is for whores only." Sounds like something he’d say right… "You look at someone, you instantly judge them by how they look. A lot of girls think I'm mean and when they talk to me, I'm nice. They think I look mean because I walk with a scowl. I don't walk with a scowl actually, I'm nice. I'm a bigger guy, that's why girls think I'm mean. I walk around with my hood on, they think I'm closed off because I have my hood on. I'm not guilty of it too, I don't judge people. I don't think some people might be rich and some might be poor. I don't wear khakis so I look presentable and would be a good employee based on how I look." This is me copying a conversation (with some words changed) that was happening in real life in school. I was vandalizing the page in school! This was what some kid was saying in Special Ed English class. And yeah I was put in Special Ed in my last year of high school, dont think Im some idiot though. I barely ever talked in high school so they put me there. It was such an easy school year. What a waste of time... "I ain't apologizin' no shizzle for party rockin' my ass off with the video game Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories. This game is practically a casino simulator if you don't know the rules and just choose a random card. Fuck the hos who say gambling is a bad game mechanic. It's fun." What a dumb statement… https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/EmpLemon Go here and look at the history of the page by pressing the three dots at the top right of the article. I tried to pretend that he had a feud with Anthony Fantano because he gave a female rapper who sticks her tongue out a high rating for an album. And this YouTuber EmpLemon is a fan of progressive rock so it is a very believable story that he would get angry at Anthony Fantano. And this guy EmpLemon really did praise Anthony Fantano back in the day as some great memer. Anyway I might have said some anti-meme sentiment on this website… Well dont take it too seriously if you like memes… Theyre not that bad and I do laugh at some but its not that hard of a laugh as these multi-dimensional layered Wikitubia vandalisms. Some guy even added extra information to the fake feud. The Beach Boys page has quotes "Junior boy you ignorant anus." "Crappers and cheese, I said CRAPPERS AND CHEESE! Why...." These are taken from the Mario Kart review of an Angry Video Game Nerd clone named Game Dude. But I guess people who saw this page think this is something the Beach Boys said behind the scenes, a Beach Boys fan edited the page and only corrected some quote’s spelling. I wrote surfari instead of safari. Come on, I thought they were saying surfari as a play on words. And yeah I did write some real lyrics to their music in the quotes section to make the edit look more legit. Check out this Clash of Clans youtuber vandalism. Look at the page of MasterOv Gaming because the smug face he has in the infobox and imagining him saying these words, well its just hilarious. "I am Master Ov." "Poop salad.. Yummy yummy.." "I am gonna poop in your thyroid. HAHAHAHAHA!" "What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese." "I did nazi that one coming, not gonna lie, but did Jew see that one coming? I think not bro." "Add some Master Ov to your day, if you don't watch my videos everyday then you're a fail, not gonna lie bro." This is the silliest collection of quotes ever. That nacho cheese joke, I said that when it was my time to do the morning announcements in elementary school. Check out this trivia for a youtuber named DeadwingDork who talks about lolcows. “He wants ATLUS to make a Persona MMORPG with eagles that you can fly on that take you to parts of Japan. He wants the game to involve a non-turn based combat. The combat will be like the game Chef's Luv Shack for Nintendo 64. The game involves dueling NPCs and also dueling other players in the Wilderness. You can meet famous Japanese people in the game. You can date a crazy girl named Pearalina who is a serial killer but that is a plot twist that is told to you at the end of the love questline. The love quests involve doing fetch quests to earn her love. When you finish the questline, you will have to duel her for the fact she is a serial killer. There are other NPCs you can date including Sheriff Johnson, an American refugee because of the Iraq War being lost by America in the game's timeline. Sheriff Johnson's plot twist is that they are a hermaphrodite. They are hard to tell what gender they are because they have long hair and a face that doesn't look masculine nor feminine. The game will be free.” What a horrible and specific idea. Now check out this trivia of Anthony Fantano. The fact that he refers to himself as the internet's busiest music nerd is often criticized by haters as being a title impossible to calculate and some people refuse to watch his reviews as they think this self-referred title is arrogant and pretentious. Anthony Fantano had hair in early 2000s but since then shaved it. It is controversial that Anthony Fantano charges his fans money to ask him questions on his opinions on music during livestreams. Anthony Fantano thinks that greed is the worst of the seven deadly sins. Although, he hates Christianity because it is a religion that needs defending. However, he is still a fan of the concept of the seven deadly sins. Famous critic Robert Christgau and proponent of musical movements such as hip hop and riot grrrl says he doesn't watch Anthony Fantano's reviews because he doesn't want to watch a video of a guy talking to a camera when he'd rather read text. Anthony Fantano thinks WAP is the second best song of 2020.[30] Anthony Fantano says that classical music is the only type of music that he cannot get into. Anthony Fantano complimented the vocals of the song "Rick Men North Of Richmond," and called the vocals "good." Anthony Fantano had a classmate named Imanol who made fun of him for his eccentric behavior. Anthony Fantano said he hates the video game "Space Station 13" for being too complicated. The game is known for being the closest video game experience to a tabletop role-playing game as far as multiplayer roleplaying goes. Anthony Fantano watches "Groundhog Day" on Groundhog Day. Anthony Fantano criticized the show Family Ties for having a "lackluster theme song." He also hates the character Alex Keaton, who he calls "Marty" because he is played by the same actor who plays young character "Marty McFly" in the film "Back to the Future." He hates the character Alex Keaton for being conservative despite having hippie parents. Anthony Fantano used to be able to recite all the lyrics to "El Scorcho" by Weezer but is no longer able to, due to a lack of practicing. Anthony Fantano can play the bass guitar. Anthony hates Super Monkey Ball 1's expert stages, even going as far to call them unfun. Fans wonder what he would think about the master stages. Anthony Fantano fell asleep while listening to Beethoven's ninth symphony for the first time. Luckily, this was not on stream. Anthony hates the band Egg because their song "While Growing My Hair" has weird lyrics that he thinks are "edgy tryhard bullshit". Anthony Fantano's least favorite game is "Ghosts N' Goblins Resurrection" because he says dressed up as Cal Chuchesta, "This game's jumping physics is like a bunch of cockadookie but blended with ridgy rice that was rolled in Tuscany" and he criticized the RNG of the game saying "The RNG is so unfair. The RNG makes me want to shrivel up like a pinecone that was stomped on by a little kid but I am not gonna die from that. I am just gonna get hurt so bad by that. It is gonna make me feel like an earthquake is directly on my bones." Game reviewer Matthewmatosis criticized Anthony Fantano for his statements, saying "This sounds like an Edgar Allan Foe/wannabe AVGN making fun of the greatest action platformer ever because it is too hard for him. But even AVGN says that Ghosts N' Goblins isn't a bad game, and he was saying that about the NES version which is inferior to the arcade version of that game!" Anthony says that the song "Louie Louie" by the Kingsrows is better than the parody "Plastic People" by The Mothers of Invention. Anthony says he knows more music theory than Sam Hyde so he wins the feud that they have. Pretty funny. Seriously just imagine Matthewmatosis flaming Anthony Fantano for gaming opinions. I dont think Matthewmatosis really likes AVGN and he never talks about them. Makes sense because hes not a real reviewer but is trying to be funny. And Anthony Fantano calling Egg’s song While Growing My Hair edgy tryhard bullshit, that makes no sense because its a silly song. Check out the vandalisms for a mobile game Supercell YouTuber named MOLT. "I'm a MAGIC MAMA FROM THE BAHAMAS." "He is such a goo monkey." "Goo off." "My barbarian king sucks." "Drink some G FUEL." "Oh mama jamma baba laba waba. Oooh yeah. Let's keep rollin baby you know what time it is." If you look at his face, just imagine a guy like that saying this shit. And since this is the quotes section, it implies that he says “He is such a goo monkey,” all the time. He says “Goo off” instead of “Fuck off.” This guy keeps talking about goo… And Jerma was caught fixing his hair with his spit on a March 2021 stream. At least thats what his Wikitubia page says. Alright thats pretty much all the funny stuff. Oh yeah I didnt copy the Joseph Anderson quotes. "I'm going to be honest with you. I was pulling your leg when I said that the Mushroom Kingdom was a tutorial level. It is actually unlocked after you beat the game. So why is it so easy?" "I got a batshit theory that Miyamoto was murdered and replaced. Miyamoto liked hard games. So why is Super Mario Odyssey so easy?!" "Super Mario Odyssey is artificial difficulty 100. Yeah that's a Skyrim reference. Oh I guess it's also a Morrowind reference or a Daggerfall reference. But really, most people played Skyrim only. Don't get me started about the 20 year olds who say that they are waiting for Skyrim 2. It's not gonna be called Skyrim 2. It's gonna be called Valenwood or Black Marsh or something." "Why does Super Mario Odyssey make me do jump ropes? I never played with jump ropes on the playground, it was usually girls who did that. Same goes with hula hoops." "Matthewmatosis's video on Context Sensitivity was a work of genius. I think my best videos are a 9/10, that was a 10/10." "Forager is a game about greasy cocks eating challenge minigame." "Hello and welcome to Rainforest Books and my rainforest book review. Today we will be looking at Birds in the Rainforest. This book really is sexy. Not because of the birds, but because of the prose. It doesn't make me gassy, it makes me nasty! The person who wrote this really captured the atmosphere of the rainforest and all that good stuff. This is a full-on mighty master boss of a book. Jungle books can't compete with rainforest books." "Nice quality of life crafting, Resident Evil 4 remake. Though they screwed up the game's movement in this remake. Too easy, do you think I am a baby named Fred?" "Canadian nights, Canadian frights. OH. What a night. Canadian blights, canadian sights. OH. What a light. There is the light of the night. Or is it? Or is it? Oh oh Canadian lights! There is none. No no no. Oh oh oh. No oh no oh no. Oh oh oh oh oh. Oh oh oh oh oh. Canadough in my ho. Ho ho. No no no. Canadough cookie dough. Oh. Woah woah woah. I need to make a cookie with my Canadough. Oh. Oh oh oh. On this Canadian night, with my might, I saw the sight of a cookie made with Canadough. A cookie made with Canadough. A cookie made with..... CANADOUGH..........." "STEP AND GO!" "The youth of Canada is filled with fake gamers. Blame the parents for not telling them about the best games like unshattered masterpieces, and don't make them play games that are no masterpieces." "Super Mario Odyssey should have precision platforming. They need to make a controller with four joysticks for the next Nintendo console so they can expand the possibilities of gameplay. Obviously you aren't going to be using all four joysticks at once, But you will be using them for different purposes allowing for more possibilities with the controls." "I know you like to bake. I know a lot." "For goodness sake, drink some sake." "Forlorn whispers in the night, a darkness of that which is not right. Where are they sleeping? And how are they creeping?" "It's like having Chris Pratt as the model of your Pocket Pussy. It's not really what you want, because he doesn't really have a pussy and it's just based on nothing." "Yoshi's Island has a wide moveset and Jesusly level design. That's why it's the best Mario game for me." "I am Matthewmatosis.....'s little brother!" "Diarrhea of a Pimply Bid, is say it with me, not true literature. I'm talking about Diary of a Wimpy Kid for you stragglers who couldn't tell what I was talking about when I mocked the title of this Kinney Non-Kino. I like true literature like Gravity's Rainbow and Anna Karenina. But visual novels are even better than literature. They really are a delight for the senses.""The Zackbots from Wild Kratts are badass. I shouldn't have made my profile picture a dragon. I should have done something related to Wild Kratts. Wild Kratts would never put dragons in their show because they don't like fantasy and they like real animals. Just kidding kids. Wild Kratts is literally a racist show. I'm not a fan. They'd rather transform into animals from Africa instead of humans from Africa. Fuck that. Just kidding kids. Wild Kratts is kind of boring of a show. It's ok for kids. But for men, we should watch shows like Frasier and watch Frasier kiss a hooker who is a 6/10 and he acts like kissing a 6/10 hooker is the most logical thing he should do in life. Frasier's ex-wives kind of lost their looks unfortunately. So I guess that is good for Frasier. But don't go kissing a 6/10 hooker. I guess the fact that Frasier kissed a 6/10 hooker kind of embarrassed me to being a Frasier fan. I haven't watched it or any TV show in a few months." "Anna Karenina probably has poorly shapen boobies. Fuck that. Why even read the book if that is true. Leroy Tolstoy has no respect for his readers if he is gonna make an old hag a protagonist. This is why gaming is better. You get to play as a cooler Russian in Street Fighter II called Zangief. Funny how the Japanese make more appealing Russian characters than Russia." "Videogamedunkey needs to roll a sai like a die. So when he rolls the sai, we shall see if it strikes him. Or will God protect him? The laws of physics were created entirely for this sai rolling event. He will not die from the sai anyway." "I never should have said that about Videogamedunkey." "I hate it when the Japanese writers put perverted jokes in their works. It really TICKS ME OFF. UUUUUUUGH!!!!!!" "I bet so many women who dream of marriage bought Elden Ring thinking they were gonna get married to an elf in the game. But it's Elden, not Elven. And it's not that kind of ring. They probably thought the man on the front cover was in love with them." "I am criticizing the game Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg for lying about the egg's size. The egg is not giant. I thought in this game that we were going to go inside of a giant egg and go on an adventure inside of an egg. But no, this egg is not giant, it's big, yes, but not giant. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE GOING INSIDE OF THE TREE IN OCARINA OF TIME! A dungeon of eggy yolks as springs and all that good stuff. But no, you just roll the big egg, we won't be calling it a giant egg because it's not giant. Liars." "Fallout 4 has a glaring problem. The characters have no Russian accents despite the fact that the Russian invasion obviously happened in the Fallout canon. This game ignores the lore of Fallout 1 where they talked about Russian Invaders that you fought against in a combat section that was like Space Invaders. That was a legendary moment of an RPG incorporating arcade game design." "Halo 3 is a game that I think is very flawed. Master Chief is getting mind controlled by Cortana in this game in the lore. But is he going to be a sissy hypno? This is just perverted and probably is the plot of many rule 34 Halo stuff. This is messed up. And the gameplay, well let's just say that there are no moments where Cortana just mind controls you and makes you unable to control the game, and then she puts you into a bad situation. That would be a genius showcase of the mind control at its worst." Alright peace out and enjoy laughing at these Wiki vandalisms that many people read and believed were real. I guess you can go around and tell on me. But Im done being silent on these vandalisms I done months or even years ago. Its time people knew about some of my funniest stuff. Welp if you think Im a funny person, send me a friend request at vandergraafgenerator on Discord.

What is the meaning of GonnoPatriot? It doesnt really mean anything. Gonno is short for gonorrhea."

Chapter 1 First Day of College This part was written August 23 2025 Fiesty vestibules of college. Enter the C.R.A.P. That stands for Coupon Rhe Adiot People!!! Yeah, that’s a puzzle for you to solve the meaning of. I am Mortis The Vanquisher. I beat the game Braid in less than 1 hour on my first try. Getting all the puzzle pieces is what that means, you beater. I’m a soul brotha, biatch. Yeah that’s right punk. I said biatch. What you gonna do about it? You gonna go fook a mammal with youmselves corporealness showcasing teary eyes? Fiesty… AND DICEY!!! Discorporate from that!!! It’s my first day, woo yay. I see a bluejay. Or is that just my imagination? Einstein says imagination is more important than knowledge. Well this bluejay is more important than anything that these fiesty freaks will ever spout in my face, they know their people are calling them a disgrace all over the place because of what they have on their face face face face face, face face face face face. That’s me rapping anyway biatch, and no I don’t listen to hip hop. But I make my own electronic musique concrete avant-garde progressive rock with the occasional hip hop verse. Fiesty ones, if you don’t know what one of those words means, go suck like a snake. There’s a bunch of Dick and Horties to suck. And they want to suck too. They all suck. Wooooo. I’m a ghost. Wooooo. Oh look, some puffy haired teacher biatch. “Hi, cool hat! My name is Miss Morgan. Do you need help on where to go?” said Miss Morgan. Uh… How about NO. This is a metroidvania now. Or is it a metroidbrainia now? If I get help on where to go, it’s a goddamn disease. And what kind of disease is it? A brain tumor because you just go around shouting all the answers. I must go to go and have to have and do the power of do the go and have to figure it all out by myself. And no, I’m not talking out loud to all you journal readers. I’m writing in my journal while ignoring this person while I write. “Hey, do you speak English?” said Miss Morgan. I should have memorized some words from a different language. But hey I can fake a language no problem. I know the fundamentals of making an original language. “Yuzaki hagani splintis English.” said me. “Oh, cool language. You can’t understand me but I wonder what you’re doing here if you don’t speak English.. Hmm, I wonder for what reason could this person be here doing for? WAIT! HE’S A DOMESTIC TERRORIST!!!” said Miss Morgan. No I’m not. Argh some paranoid person. But I am not dropping the facade. And I have blood on my face, and this is what makes this person think I am a disgrace. I have gotten into combat with a woman of woe because she wanted to do me. I had to tell her that fighting is more tactical of a physical action activity that can be done with thine corporeal. This woman had a knife and did not fight honorably like a samurai of fist stations. Domestic terrorist I have been labeled, for my supposed invasion of a college. But it was thine parent who shone upon thee with the expectation of emotion-based supposed logic and thine disgracefulness was to be graced upon my soul if I did not extract the teachings in which case, there shall be beatings anew like a garden that grew thanks to birds that flew. Innumerable shrines of puffy haired haggards of haggitry have spawned in the nation. These shrines look like a place where you and me spent most of our time. But fine, we shall sigh. Like a sky that we cry. Doodle die. And my. Blue fly. Woo yiy. Doo nigh. Boo guy. Woo figh. July. Zoo bye. Goo pie. But those shrines are where the ones calling me a domestic terrorist have been raised. They think I have a bomb and am gonna bomb this college. Go on, and combine those two words as it is what you are. Not you, reader unless this shrew happens to steal my journal. I once knew a boy named Bobby Blue who said it grew inside a shrew. Perhaps it was this shrew. Oh wait, he said the shrew died after it happened. Well, this is not gardening. It’s what you expect from college. How old am I? A mere age of 18. College here is something new. Security comes. “What language do you speak?” He said, that security guard who was wearing black bulletproof vest instead of blue. What a goofoon. Then he presumably asked the same question in various languages and it seems he memorized the phrase in every language. Probably being a god damn sex fan is the reason why he knows this phrase in every language. Time to drop it. “I am no domestic terrorist. I just want to learn. Can’t I learn? I am sooooo dumb. Let me learn from these geniuses!” said mwah. “You can’t just go around not speaking English in front of this innocent teacher,” said the security guard. This part was written September 20 2025 “I am Mortis The Vanquisher!!!! I DO WHAT I WANT. I DO WHAT I CAN. I AM A MAN!!! I AM A HERO AND I HOPE THAT I’M NOT DAMNED!!!! FOOK YOU!!! Stupid haggard biatch. I am a gangster if you didn’t know. But you can’t arrest me for that because I never killed anybody. Hahaha and nobody in my gang killed anybody either. So we’re an innocent gang. But the fact that I am in a gang MEANS YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!” said me in my imagination. That’s what I wish I said right now but I didn’t say it. I’m too genius to say silly stuff like that, it’s gonna get me in a worse situation than the funniness of the reaction. “What are you even writing? Dude, you aren’t spelling feisty right. The first word I see on your journal is you spelling the word feisty wrong.” said Miss Morgan. “Well I’ll have you know that NOBODY EVER TOLD ME HOW TO WRITE THE WORD FEISTY BECAUSE NOBODY SAID IT IN FRONT OF ME. In fact the fact that you know how to spell the word feisty makes me assume that you’ve been acting inappropriate in some GOD DAMN CHATS ON THE INTERNET.” said mwah. Then she started crying. Probably because TOO MUCH TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN TO POWER! “Dude, back off. You need to let that woman do whatever she wants on the internet. It’s a free country. You look like you’re from Asia or something. That isn’t how we do things in America, buddy.” said the security guard. Little does this idiot know, I’m an alien from another planet. That is why I am so much smarter than this pathetique race of humans known as humans. Oh, I didn’t plan that sentence out so well thought out. Listen, I am multitasking in my brain doing thousands of calculations while writing this. The only reason I am writing this is because I need a god damn girlfriend and this will help me get a girlfriend because you need stories to tell them to keep them entertained. How about my first day of college? Well that’s today and this is gonna be a great story so I have to write it to REMEMBER IT. And yes, my alien family has given me a human body so I CAN bang the human. My alien race isn’t that attractive. The reason why is because we are a warrior race and we are designed to look scary. I didn’t want to be a member of a warrior race, I wanted to be a warrior and an intellectual in a race of non-warriors and non-intellectuals. That’s how I became human. If everyone is a warrior, NO ONE IS… All that stuff I just said, that’s probably what my PhD is gonna be about. It’s a hard life being a genius. I thought I’d be so beloved for being a genius of multitude faceted genius powers. But alas, none such ideals is the case. This security guard is getting angry at me, look at his face, he looks like he’s gonna bark. “WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?!!!!” said the security guard. “Shut up you anal hound.” said mwah in my imagination. “SUYAH!” said mwah. “What is that? Some kind of tribal chant? Well I admire your culture. But I think it’s best we act a little more normal here.” said the security guard. “And why don’t you get to class?” He ADDED! Fine, I will. But I’m not gonna say that out loud. Alright time to go. Written on September 21 2025 Na na na na na. Look at this professor. He looks not as smart as mwah. But who cares, let’s see what he’s saying. “It’s a goddamn disaster that Keffrey Coogis is president. He banged a stripper and gave her AIDS and she died. Keffrey Coogis carries AIDS but is immune to dying of AIDS because of his billionaire injected antivirus. He said the stripper was a 6.5/10 so he doesn’t care about the loss. Why is this the fate of our nation? He is a morally wrong man! And I can critique his politics too, not just his character. He loves aliens. Fuck that, I fucking hate aliens because they are of an inferior culture most likely. I doubt any alien could come up with something as good as my favorite TV show which is surreal and life changing. I will not share the name of the show because it is not school appropriate. Fuck the president for not allowing me to name this TV show’s name. The policies he has done to colleges is against the first amendment. Fine, I’ll say the TV show’s name. Fuck that. I’m a punk. I was a punk during the 1980s. I still have that spirit. I am gonna do it. The show’s name is Dildo Swamp. If any of you tell on me for saying the name of this TV show, you are going to get on my enemy list and I tell you, I have a fanbase so you will be targeted. My fanbase is due to my literature analysis on the internet which you can find at the website that is on the whiteboard. Dildo Swamp is a show that no alien could surpass the genius of. Their culture must be inferior to ours. And I say that with 100% certainty. The show has a genius joke in it that goes like this, ‘What do you call a bitch that smokes weed?’ And the main protagonist Richie says ‘Weedie.’ which is a joke that is a pun because it rhymes with sweetie. So he is telling the person who hates the so-called bitch who smokes weed that he would consider her a sweetie. Isn’t that the most clever comeback ever? Apparently the writer Hankie Johnson came up with that comeback in a dream. I bet aliens don’t even dream, how inferior they must be. Haha. Richie is the genius of our times and he is the best character and my life inspiration. Keffrey Coogis should die. He makes me ashamed of being a fan of sexual intercourse. He will die soon but it isn’t soon enough. When will this torment end? He apparently does the 69 position, I DO THE 69 POSITION. I am never doing that position ever again. He probably only satisfies the ladies pink circle which I say because they limit my language and I already broke the rule already and you know what I mean but the pink circle, he only satisfies it so he can look good and get big boy points. Fuck that. I do it because I am a good fucking human being. He probably has bad tongue control too.” says Professor Yeapon. Uh… This isn’t politics class. Why is this guy rambling about politics during English class. Mortis is displeased! Man, these people think it is acceptable to make fun of alien culture because it has been found out that my species which is from the nearest planet, the Ikolats, are a warrior race. Little do they know I am more intellectual than any of these feisty haggard male hags… Screw it, I’m gonna fight the power. Written on September 22 2025 Uh I’m too afraid to fight the power. I’m gonna go sneak up behind his desk and see the picture of his family. Let’s see how cool looking they are and see if this guy is a guy I should be imitating. Hmm… Doesn’t look cool. “What are you doing sir? Do you have an announcement for the class, young man?” asked Professor Yeapon whose hair is braided and braindead! “Mortis is I. Seeker of cool is the spirit of soulio in my soul brotha hood. Mortistician of green bean sewage, was so dearly far as a nickel, so damn living. I am a better version of you Professor Yeapon. I should teach the class!” exclaimed mwah. “Oh really? Teach the class now. Let’s see your genius. Or will it be an embarrassment for the ages? This shall go down in history! And I will change my job to history professor!” jizzed Professor Yeapon. “Ok, so it looks like Dildo Swamp novelization is what is this teacher worked so hard to be allowed to teach. Though it is called Toy Swamp on the covers because the government won’t let you read the real thing in school. But this is disrespectful to children who play with toys in more interesting ways than you degenerates who play with toys like an idiot varmint just shoving it up your anus over and over again. Is that really genius? I think NOT. DILDO SWAMP IS THE WORST BOOK EVER. AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?! BECAUSE… LET’S FLIP TO A RANDOM PAGE. Oh IS THAT A GODDAMN TEENAGE PREGNANT GIRL WHINING ABOUT BUTT SIZES. Screw that, SCREW THIS BOOK AND SCREW THE TV SHOW IT IS BASED ON. It is not insightful OR funny. Ok? You wanna know a good joak? I’ll tell you a good joak. NO, YOU DON’T DESERVE A GOOD JOAK. BUT FINE, I WILL GIVE YOU ONE IN THREE, TWO, ONE! Why did the boombox called Boombox 4000 have a sticker of a baby on it? Because the Boombox 3000 killed that baby. Hahaha. Isn’t that funny? No, it wasn’t but I got you laughing. I know how to mesmerize the crowd. Unlike Mr. Fartypants. Right? Am I right people? Oh that’s not his name, it’s Yeapon right? Oh you know they were calling me a domestic terrorist, but what about this guy? His name is almost Weapon! What kind of a weapon is he. Is he going to go around on his toes bending over and boom he uses some hair gel and makes his hair very pointed and presumably sharp and then he charges at you with a rhino? What a weapon. Jeez, and this book Dildo Swamp. I tell you, let’s read it from the first page, shall we?” Said mwah. The crowd laughed so much at my simple minded jokes, what a bunch of country bumpkins who are those known as a simple man and woman. I am glad to amuse the country bumpkins. Oh wait, country bumpkins don’t go to college. Well I am not up to be the king of the stereotyping masters zone. I read the book out loud, no time to write in my journal then. It was about this 33 year old man named Richie who kept getting teleported to a dildo swamp for an hour a day and he became gay because he wanted something to do at the swamp when he was teleported there instead of just ignoring the dildos. And he has a teenage daughter who is pregnant at age 16 who stole the dildos he pocketed. It’s a crime story, where he has to figure out who stole the dildos. Well this book and TV show sucks. It’s trying to be surreal but the swamp isn’t interesting enough of a location and all there is are dildos and it’s the same damn color dildo and same shape. And the story tries too hard at being relatable, I’M A GOD DAMN GENIUS, NOT A SIMPLE MINDED CITY SLACKER. Did they ever beat Braid in less than 1 hour on their first playthrough without searching anything up? No? Well guess what, I’m in the bed of a girl who loves me right now because I did such a good job annhilating that teacher’s GOD DAMN LESSON PLAN. I’m not the kind of guy to make Professor Yeapon watch me bang. He probably won’t get jealous anyway which is good because he seems to be a decent guy so he better be decent and not get jealous over stupid stuff. This girl is a 8.5/10 usually but a 10/10 occasionally which is good but I kinda want to wait for brain modifications that let me see her as 10/10 all the time because I can’t really deal with this ZHAMASHURA BUSINESS. Zhamashura is the principle of the religion known as Zum that the Ikolats’ planet’s culture is known for. It is the idea of settling for something that is good enough but not the best. I didn’t really like that belief system because I am a god damn vanquisher, not a settler. But they had to believe that in Ikolatia, because being a warrior race and all, you don’t always get the best food everyday. Some people just spent too much time in the sun and their skin doesn’t taste as good. Oh yeah did I mention that humans are an animal that exist on the Ikolat planet? They’re just living as livestock and the way they live, they are pretty much the dolphin cow hybrid of Ikolatia but sometimes they go in a teepee. Even being a warrior race, the average Ikolat is smarter than most humans. The girl whose bed I am in is named Junia. She has green hair. This part was written September 23 2025 So I banged this green hair girl Junia. Was it worth it? Well I am a believer in the idea that you can regain your virginity. But I am a vanquisher anyway, so I guess this is what I must do to vanquish and flourish. It’s no secret that sexual intercourse is pro-war. We want to conquer the world. But alas, it is not so fun to conquer the world unless you know plastic surgery. And plastic surgery is just an umbrella term for modifying a person’s face, doesn’t necessarily mean using plastic. Oh the term cosmetic surgery exists, says Junia to me. Well that term sounds too girly for me. Plastic is a material that non-girly miners had to mine for and forge with the blessing of being a blacksmith. But I must learn how to modify people’s faces because most aren’t appealing enough for a vanquisher. Although this seems to be a problem, who really cares. It’s tough being a vanquisher and an intellectual at the same time. But who really cares exactly. It is thine line of pine that makes the lassies scream… They look at the snake and suck like a snake… But why? They are not intellectual enough. Don’t they realize that this hexery is only for the sake of war? If sexual intercourse did not exist, there would be no war. It’s as simple as that. But because it exists, we bask in the glory of war. But alas, war is filled with too many people just going around not fighting with the most high-tech weaponry. Fighting with your simple sword or gun, it is pathetique compared to what I have forged in my smithy. A shieldio swordio that is held with a handle that you spin to spin thy blade. With thine blade, thy holy ones can see the power of light. One hand to hold the shield sword hybrid weapon. One hand to snap your fingers to the melody of a fateful hymn. I am bald, but this is to make me look more friendly. I look like a baby. People love babies but hate them too. But would they hate a baby that is giant? Don’t you see? This is the victorious powerful idea. I have turned away my journal from Junia. I am sitting on the bottom bunk bed instead of the top one. I am black or Indian or whatever dark skinned race exists, I am an alien with dark skin as my disguise. I guess this is living life with difficulty. But I see no pain, I look like a baby and everyone knows that they would cry if a baby who can speak words were to die. “HEY YOU BANGED MY JUNIA. YOU’RE GONNA DIE.” said a guy who just walked in with thine buzzcut hairdo. “Not this guy again.” said Junia. Damn it, the vestibule of the school had a sign that said no weapons. But this guy has a knife! Not fair, of course the one who wants to carry a giant high-tech weapon gets punished but thy one who wants to use a weapon they have not even forged themselves gets to win the fight. Unfair, unfair. “Get out of here Friederick!” says Junia to the buzzcut man. Argh, let me do my backflip kick attack. Boom. I did it, but oh man I missed and kicked the air because I was too busy writing this while doing it. I am an alien you know so I can do this kind of stuff. But everyone in the room thinks I’m scribbling and not writing with precision and accuracy. “Shank shank shank!” says Friederick. I got slashed once. Junia already left the dorm to go to the pool that is outside of the door that takes you outside! Time to use this haggard drowned lady as a weapon. Boom. I pick her up from the pool and boom, watch me throw her in the face of Friederick. “You shall pay, you little twat.” said Friederick and Junia at the same time. It was like they were both possessed by a spirit. Perhaps that is the voice of their dead human soulmates who lived on Ikolatia, who lived like a dolphin cow hybrid their whole life when they could have done so much more. Or perhaps Friederick is a music producer who had a voice modulator that changes the pitch of his voice and he turned it on to make it seem like Junia said the same thing and the device returned what he said in the girly voice but what he said with his real voice was said by his real voice! So many possibilities, a puzzle for the ages. And now people are getting angry at me for violence against women even though I was not hurting her out of malice, I was just using her as a weapon for my safety and because I wanted a high-tech weapon. The nearest male that I could use as a weapon is too far away, and not even in the pool. I wanted someone who was in the pool so I could aggravate Friederick by making thine clothes wet. This part was written September 24 2025 Friederick is angered, but at least he is close to the girl he loves. I gotta help Friederick get with this girl if I want him to stop this threat against mein Leben. They’re both bleeding so maybe they could become blood brothers. Sounds cool, my work is done. I backflip into the pool. The girls in the pool aren’t cheering. Come on, I was being considerate by making sure I didn’t bang my head or other body parts against the ladies in the pool. My hard knocking precision of dodgery is scolded by these ladies, who are, I feel are soon to be grandmothers. Friederick isn’t jumping in the pool. He is staying next to the girl he loves as they are stuck on the floor. I guess he isn’t angry at the wetness of his clothes. Perhaps he can imagine it is of Junia’s bodily fluids. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Screw this blastery. I must go down to my next class. I see Professor Yeapon in the hall. He left the class earlier when he learnt that people enjoyed my teachings more than he. “You know they were laughing at you, not laughing with you,” said Professor Yeapon. “Then explain the line for my line,” said mwah. “There was no group of groupies, ONLY ONE POOPIE!” said Professor Yeapon. “It is true.. Only that Junia was asking for a banging. It kills my soul to know that the vanquisher known as mwah, was not so loved by the masses and thought about during their masses, not that they go to masses, they should go to masses of Zum,” said mwah. “Shut up about Ikolat culture. The fact that there isn’t a big atheist population in Ikolatia proves they are not as smart as humans. I don’t know what your fascination with these degenerates is,” said Professor Yeapon. “Sounds like someone is angered by the fact that humans are livestock on that planet,” said mwah. “One day there will be a human revolution so great on that planet. Consider me a prophet,” said Professor Yeapon. “Keep on rambling, grey haired male hag… For I must go to class!” said mwah. “I will come with you, as I took a half day today. I will come to every class you have and see how much better of a teacher I am than your others,” said Professor Yeapon. “Thy will be done…” said mwah. It is a class of 135 students. Yeapon’s was 154. I am so intelligent that I can look at a bunch of objects and know the amount without counting. This part was written on October 3 2025 “Wake up!” said Yeapon. Oh crap, I snoozed before I even took a seat. The teacher is threatening to pants me, sounds like she’s trying to be funny. I am so good at sleeping that I can sleep standing up. Fuck this bullcrud bollocks… I can’t believe this. Everybody is mad at me for standing here like this. What could I do? What is this to be? I philosophize the state of affairs that occurred from me standing up in the middle of the class and snoozing. I don’t snore like some hacky shit balls. I hope a girl liked the fact I was sleeping and thought I looked cool with my eyes closed. If they do, perhaps I could vanquish. But I’m tired of vanquishing in that way. There’s better ways to vanquish than that. I need to take over a country. Nobody is alive in this world, with all these phony drivers going around whining about me standing in them middle of the class holding up the class hostage. Damn this. And half the girls in the class didn’t even get to look at my snooze face because my back is turned to them. And the other half, they would have to turn around their head to see my snoozing face. How unfair it is, how am I supposed to find love in this world if nobody can see my snoozing face so easily. This is a travesty and must be fixed in this world. Perhaps with a system that has a mirror of your face on the back of your head, perhaps that would be a solution. I would like to tinker to make it work. But obviously people are going to treat me like some crazy hippie if I do something like that. With tattoos of green beans on my face… Fuck this BULL CRUD!!!!! “Sit the fuck down you little shit.” said Professor Gigula whomst’vest is thy of the female kind. Argh, where do these people think they can go around calling me names like this. I’m sitting now. Next to Yeapon who saved me a seat. “We are learning about science,” said Professor Gigula. “Why? Because… This is fucking science class. And what kind of science? Chemistry, bitch. I bet you males in this class don’t have good chemistry with the females you like,” added Gigula. Argh, why don’t we have respectable teachers who aren’t acting annoying? Yeapon says “This lady annoys me. The reason why is simple. She probably listens to bad music yet acts like a gangster’s ho,” I say “Whatever… I just want to do some vanquishing,” Yeapon says “Whatever that means… And you wanna know something? This lady rejected me when I asked to bang. Dang choosy one,” I say “Well I could seduce her better than you. Not that I would want to because she isn’t attractive to me,” Yeapon says “You’re a choosy one too, damn it. She ain’t look half bad…” Gigula says “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Have you been listening?! Tell me what I said, sleeper boy.” She has been rambling for a while. I say “I don’t know, sorry.” Gigula says “THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID. I said that chemistry is the lifeblood of everything in the universe.” Ok… “You’re not handsome enough to be ignoring my class.” said Gigula. “Damn it… Why isn’t there a council that decides who is objectively attractive? Because I am better looking than YOU!” said mwah. “You’re gay!” said Gigula. “Yeapon was right. You act like a gangster’s ho. Go back to the streets and get up in them. Thine unholy ones must be Zumified… I bask my head in the water of my water bucket that I drink from… For one reason… To remember what it was like to live in the glory days OF THE FUTURE!!! When I was 84 years old! That is written history of the future! I see the future… And I know you will remain one who gets insulted by the gangsters for acting in ways they fine and find unacceptable.. What’s wrong with gay anyway, hey! It’s pretty much the same thing if they have long hair. Well not from their perspective… But from mine… But in the future I will be sticking my head up in the new alien creatures found beheaded and stick my head in their torso with the water that fills up their body. And the blood mixes… A tasty drink. This water bucket does not taste like it, but I can imagine it does… I will enjoy the future. You will never enjoy anything as it seems you are JUST A GOD DAMN NON-VANQUISHER. And the vanquishers won’t be vanquishing you. But they will be vanquishing your country. Which will be turned into a land of days back to the tribal days. Where we can see the tribes and learn from them. We can’t learn from you but we can learn from a Native American tribe living in the woods today. For they have many lessons. But you are filled with no lessons but only chest ins that leads to questions. In your chest, we open it up to find what treasure? Just the treasure of a dead baby who you didn’t care to remove from your body because you think it makes you look cooler to have more stuff inside you and the plop sound the dead baby inside you makes when you bounce, it really sounds like what warriors heard in the old days of many planets. An old glory that is to be remembered, and treasured unlike how you treated the treasure inside you. You killed that baby… I know the smell. For I have been the witness of many dead babies in my early days at 2 months old.” said mwah. “I am insulted by your statements. Also nobody can remember what happened at 2 months old. That’s a scientific fact.” said Gigula. I can’t reveal that I am an alien just yet… It must be done at the perfect time which is very long from now… “You don’t know what I KNOW!!!!” said mwah. Yeapon says out loud to the whole class, “Let’s have a drink everybody. For this, be a mighty duel of the wits,” and he clunk two drinks of whiskey against each other and smoked some weed from a bong that looks like merchandise from his favorite TV show. “Come get out your rapier,” said mwah. “I don’t HAVE a rapier,” said Gigula. “Well, do you have any high-tech weapons if you’re a scientist?” said mwah. “I’m a science TEACHER, not a scientist. And I don’t condone violence. He said duel of the WITS, not duel of violence,” said Gigula. “Then say something witty, and realize combat is witty if done with high-tech weapons that are hard to control,” said mwah. “This dead baby inside me, he died of natural causes. I never cared to get him out of me. But isn’t it loving to have a corpse around you at all times?” said Gigula. “You’re telling me, why do you need my approval?!” said mwah. “Back the fuck down. I’ll get Roger to shoot you,” said Gigula. “So now we are talking violence huh? Looks like I have won, and I bet the gun this Roger has is probably not even high-tech,” said mwah. Looks like some girls are walking up to me. This part was written on October 4 2025 “Kiss kiss?” said a girl to me. “Ok…” said mwah. “You people HAVE BAD CHEMISTRY!!!!” said Gigula. “What do you mean, ‘YOU PEOPLE?!’ Is it because my skin is dark?!” said mwah. “Shut up. I hate this god damn world. Roger fucked my life over when he knocked me up. He is the one who shot the baby inside me because I said it kicked me. Having this baby inside me had given me a brain tumor because the brain of the baby travelled inside of my head when I threw up from eating stromboli. I hate you kids. Roger is the one who told me to become a chemistry professor. He told me this because he wanted to roleplay at night and he liked his chemistry professor back in the days. I had a brain tumor and it fucked me over. I used my chemistry knowledge to drink a medicine I made. It worked a little bit but only a little bit. Fuck this shit. I want to fly to Ikolatia and become one of those goddamn livestock. With my brain wiped of course. Perhaps I could have had a better life if I was living there. There is nothing for me here. Just a bunch of people I hate… Nobody is like me. Everybody is just a bitch.” said Gigula. And this is what happens to you if you are a non-gamer… This is the life of a non-gamer right here. Pfft. I won’t tell her about the true medicine which is gaming. Wanna know my favorite game? It is called Thyoi. And it is an Ikolatian game which has been imported to this planet and I was so glad to play it 2 years ago when Ikolatia was finally discovered by Earthians and they went on a mission to meet each other. It didn’t go so well but they stole a bunch of games from the planet and made it compatible with our computers. Thyoi is such a genius game because it is a 3D brawler where you use high-tech weapons and counter-hit some cunts and fuck em up with the power of the majesty. And you know it has the best enemy design and it also has an open world that has interesting combat encounters all around the map. And every weapon is like playing a different game when you use it. Oh yeah and who could forget the highly philosophical story. The Ikolats are truly geniuses. This part was written on October 9 2025 “George W. Bush is visiting the school!” said a man on the intercoms. “Fuck that ho.” said Gigula. “What’s wrong with him? Even I, as a staunch diggabul, have no problems with this guy.” said Yeapon. “Don’t talk to me, disgusting fuck…” said Gigula with spit. Oh yeah, did I mention what Gigula’s body mass is? It’s fat but not that fat really. Well, no offense. Don’t be offended by that one. Overweight a little bit. There, is that nicer? I don’t mean to offend. But I think it’s important I describe the appearances of people. Yeapon is skinny but not too skinny. And me, I’m skinny but not too skinny too. “Hello kids. I needed to see my booty call.” said George W. Bush. “Go away. I hate you.” said Gigula. “Huh? What did I do? I know it’s been years. But damn it. You’re my daughter in law. And well, I need…” said George W. Bush but he was interrupted by Yeapon who is saying “This makes no sense. Why are you calling her your booty call if she is your daughter in law. Lemon zest, don’t commit incest!” George W. Bush says “She isn’t the booty call I’m talking about. It’s a small world after all. I know her, but I’m here to meet that swampy lady who got my rocks off in the jungle.” said George W. Bush. Oh crap I wrote that sentence wrong. Well I’m not erasing. Because I don’t have an eraser on my pencil. I made it a double-sided pencil by sharpening where the eraser should be. Yeah there’s metal in the sharpener that is at my house. Mom will get mad but we’re not meeting her for years, she’ll cool down. “Is that swamp by any chance a Dildo Swamp?” said Yeapon who loved to mention his favorite TV show just because this guy said swampy even though he was talking about the jungle, but using swampy as an adjective probably meaning the girl was sticky or something. “Why are you talking about gay stuff in my presence? Where’s Sally?!” said George W. Bush. I guess he doesn’t know that that is the name of a TV show. “Sally here. Yoooo, it’s Mr. Bush!” said presumably a girl named Sally. “Sally, I got to talk to my daughter in law first. But soon we’re going to YOUR DORM!!! Let’s do our handshake!” said George W. Bush. Oh gadzooks… Why is George W. Bush acting so crazy. I’m gonna give him a head rub just to be funny. Wha? “You are on my kill list. You ruined my plans.” said the man who is wearing a black SWAT helmet underneath the George W. Bush lifelike mask that I pulled off on accident. Fuck… Mortis is in danger. “You’re not Mr. Bush…” said Sally. “Fuck… I’m better than Mr. Bush though. Come on, let’s go.” said SWAT man. “No…” said Sally who was crying. “Ugh. I’m the man you met in the jungle. I’m the man who encouraged you to go to this great college. I just was disguised as George W. Bush because… Well… I… Fuck… Don’t take this against me. I’m a deeply troubled man. I’m disturbed!” said SWAT man. “I don’t like disturbed people. They freak me out. I want to be with Mr. Bush!” said Sally. “But MR. BUSH NEVER KNEW YOU.” said SWAT man. Oh jeebers… This is one freaky thing to see. Sally is crying so badly. SWAT man has his mouth showing under his helmet but his eyes are not visible with the helmet on. He’s grinning and licking his tears. SWAT man ran away. What a scary sight. It’s pathetique… Sally that is… SWAT man seemed cool. Maybe it’s just his helmet that made him seem so cool. But hey, why doesn’t she appreciate the coolness?! But I hope his threats of violence towards me are not going to happen. Maybe this guy will be my greatest enemy. The duel of the ages will come. Oh is it weird to imagine a random guy as my arch enemy… Well I don’t have an eraser. And like the musique concrete rapper Cray Cray Bootis says, fuck all you people reading my suicide note. But uh, this isn’t a suicide note. It’s just a journal. And Cray Cray Bootis is still alive anyway for all of you not into the musique concrete rapping scene, which I am not really into either but I know about it. I’m more into musique concrete with occasional rap verses. Not full-on rap verses all the time. Ok? This part was written October 30 2025 Cray Cray Bootis pretended to commit suicide because it was the in-thing to do in the musique concrete hip hop scene. But he’s the one that started it. But it’s just an avant-garde expression and an excuse to write a suicide note without committing suicide. It’s true artistry. And if you don’t get it… Well stick to your rappers who rap to a rhythm. Damn… Well I know what you’re thinking. There’s no way anything I wrote in this journal could be true. Life is absurd but not that absurd, you say. I’m faking everything I write huh? I’m not. I knew college was like this… I had to see it for myself. I was in my laboratory a week ago when I decided to make a crystal ball out of rotary engines. That’s how I learned about college and how I found out how bad it is. It’s a freaking farnickle… I just want to… I don’t know. I feel like everybody hates me. I’m so HATED!!!! I am not loved in this world… It is so lonely being the only Ikolat I know in my life. All these shallow girls loving me and kissing me… Who even cares. I don’t even care if one of them had the coolest hairstyle in the world. They wouldn’t be half as good as they would be in heaven which would be a sandbox where you could just make anything you want. But how about the Ikolats on Ikolatia… Would I like any of them? Well yes if they were cool… But I know I am just a peasant on Ikolatia. I had to go here to be a jenius. It’s lonesome being a jenius here and it is horrible knowing I’m just a peasant there. Nothing we accomplish even matters… It’s all crap compared to the most superior alien species… Ikolats probably aren’t even in the top 100 best. It’s a god damn FARNICKLE… And I don’t know what to do. Yeapon is alongside me for today… But he isn’t the most ideal friend… He is just a god damn weird guy who is too into politics… I hate politics… Those people aren’t creative at all with politics. Damn it, what’s the point of talking politics if you’re not gonna bring anything new to the table. Same old bullcrap with no innovation… It’s not high-tech. All these politicians… Nothing they do even matters. And they’re famous for what? They’re humans and humans are no heroes. Ikolatian politics is better. The way it works there is the god damn way of warriorness. If you’re caught acting any way not like a vanquisher, you can go to another planet and just live there as a disguised Ikolat. I reckon most Ikolats who went to other planets forgot all about their Ikolat background. That’s probably because they went to a superior alien planet. I went to an inferior alien planet. If you’re caught acting like a vanquisher who doesn’t get why being a vanquisher is good, your body is given to a kid who can put their brain in your body and do a better job with your strength. Never liked the idea of getting stronger by holding weights, that’s why I’m skinny. It’s just a god damn bad system. In Ikolatia, you get stronger by fighting your crops. The crops on that planet are living things and they will fight you. It wasn’t always that way. But with their genius political system, it really works. You wouldn’t die to the crops but they could really give you a psychedelic headache. But it’s not psychedelic enough of a headache for people to be logically wasting time trying to get the high. But the reason why you should be a vanquisher and why it is good to be a vanquisher… It’s because you have to realize… Fighting with high-tech weapons is a puzzle of the highest intellectual layer. It wasn’t always that way. We were vanquishers without purpose before. We vanquished for no reason. But we found that with high-tech weapons, vanquishing can become a game of the ultimate strategic and thinking layers. It is intellectual, and the smartest thing you can do. But I know what you’re thinking, were the politicians who made the system vanquishers and did they do this in their spare time? Well that was the intellectual movement of the past. They saw that vanquishing was pointless before the creation of high-tech weapons that are hard to use. But with the inventions of high-techness, there was the greatest discovery. What they’ve been doing was just a pointless version of the ultimate thing to be doing. But I know what you’re thinking, is banging vanquishing? Well… It really isn’t except for the purpose of extending your lifespan. Ikolat’s lifespan increase if they bang a lot. And I know what you’re thinking, damn it people who look good get to live long. But here’s the catch, you have to truly enjoy the banging on a high level and you can’t be stressed while doing it. So there comes the only time when Ikolats decorate. They do plastic surgery which is an umbrella term for sculpting their body, and not using actual plastic on people. They go mining and fight the minerals, they put a gem that is the equivalent of diamonds on Earth in the person’s skin. It fixes the lighting of their face and they will never look ugly in any lighting. It’s great. Ikolats have teal skin and can be born with any color of hair. There are more colors in Ikolats’ perception so don’t be alarmed if you think that dyed hair people look unattractive on Earth. The colors Ikolats can see are much more beautiful. And you know what, I don’t even care if Ikolats aren’t in the top 100. We’ve got a good life and it’s good enough for me. If our planet is to be vanquished, so be it. I know there are Ikolats who can vanquish more of the world and bring a world of new Ikolats. I wonder if there is a perk that Ikolats have that they have better than any other race. I pray there is… And I’m afraid to know if there is or not… And anyway… Many Ikolats go to superior alien planets and try to live there. The disguises do not necessarily work but many planets don’t mind. And what about the game developers of Ikolatia, are they vanquishers? Well… They made those games in their spare time. They play them in their spare time. It’s not like they’re going up the mountains and spying on other planets with high-tech far reaching binoculars looking for a juicy high-tech enslavement all day long. And yeah… Ikolatia is the only alien planet that Earth knows. No wonder why no Ikolats wanted to be here. They wouldn’t want to be suspected. Is Ikolatia responsible for any war crimes?! Hell no. Except for one that shouldn’t even be considered a war crime. And that’s the damn fact that they dance after a victory. I guess these superior alien planets don’t have the tribalness in them of a Zumbo ceremonial dance. Well I like the dance… It’s probably the most attractive poses you can do mixed together into one great showcase. Perhaps that is one perk of being an Ikolat…